The Bald Midget and the Furniture Store Owner's Daughter

This is a decent way to kill 5 minutes. Click the title and link over to an article that at once, makes fun of local advertising and at the same time, endorses it for what it is: the bread & butter of Creative in our country.

Now, our challenge is to make sure that you, Mr Business Owner, don't sound like the commercials the author is poking fun of.